this is fiction.

they sat in the back of the theater of course, cause nobody turns around in the movie theater, so the only time they had to worry about being seen was when some fuck with a bladder the size of a ping pong ball had to get up to pee. they sat there watching that trivia shit for a while, waiting for the movie to start. then the lights dimmed a bit, and the previews started. well, first there was that roller coaster shit, where you roll past popping popcorn and cups of coke so cold they sweat, but then the previews. her hand slid over, but he slapped it away, it wasnt all the way dark yet, there was still that little bit of light, which stayed on til the actual movie started, and he wasnt gonna be comfortable til that last fucking light went out. plus, it was kind of like the mile high club; you know, it doesnt really count if the plane aint off the ground. so he made her wait. she sat there kind of half patiently, sipping out of his gigantic coke, the one that cost $3.50; he sat there eating his $2 junior mints. he had the condom in his pocket, and reached in there just to make sure. the preview was showing a car chase, then a boat blowing the fuck up, a dude with a parachute; james bond type shit. she was sulking now, and every once in a while touching his leg, trying to creep her hand up his thigh. he kept slapping it away, giving her dirty looks, which he was sure she'd see, even in the dark theater. he was glad this theater was one of the ones with the armrests on the seats that moved, the ones you could put up out of the way; you could lay down if you wanted to. he looked around, no one else on the row. good. she was touching his leg again. christ, fine, he'd let her this time. he took a junior mint out of the box, threw it at some dude four rows up, missed by a hair. dude turned anyhow. he pretended he didnt know anything about it. dude turned back around. she was unzipping his shorts now. the little dull light was still on. fuck, how fucking long were these previews; a horror movie now. unzipped, it was out. she was laughing quietly. not at it he thought, at the situation, its a fucking movie theater for christs sake. he'd only known her for what, three weeks, and they were about to fuck in a movie theater. she was hot though, so that was good. what the fuck was gonna happen if they got caught. holy shit, thats her mouth. the little light went off. feature presentation.