i am a sabre toothed tiger
with big fangs
and one snaggle sabre tooth.
okay, so the snaggle tooth
gets me teased by other tigers.
but my mama says it adds character.
i say it makes it hard to look fierce,
and without that, what good is a sabre toothed tiger.
plus its hard to rip shit to shreds,
and again, what are we tigers for
if not for ripping shit to shreds.
but at least ive got a lot of character,
at least according to mom,
and one big snaggle tooth.
grrrr.