christmas ghost

i got a ghost for christman once
it was small and came in a little box
which was odd cause it was a ghost
and ghosts dont have to stay in boxes
if they dont wnat to, but this one did
it stayed in the box til morning
and then i ripped it open
and my new ghost popped out and said boo
and i laughed
cause it was such a tiny ghost
and the boo didnt scare me
and then the ghost cried
cause i wasnt scared
and if he couldnt scare me
what good was he as a ghost
and i laughed some more
cause crying ghosts are funny
and the nest afternoon
my mommy took the ghost back
and returned it for a full refund